This is Mali.
Your whole garden, in one clever app. Plan beds, identify plants, catch diseases and time the watering just right — all with Sidney, the AI who knows your garden inside out.
Your basil is suddenly drooping. Now what?
A generic chatbot has never met your garden. All it can do is guess.
Sidney already knows your garden
Sidney is in her lawn villain era. Let her cook.
Your garden thrives.
Sidney takes all the credit — but you did the growing. Ready to meet your plants' new best friend?
A journal for every plant you grow
Not another to-do list. Mali is a living diary of your garden — and the more you check in, the more confident you get.
Meet Sidney, your personal plant expert
Not a generic AI that answers for everyone's garden. Sidney knows your plants, your weather and your care history — so every answer is actually about you.
“Keep the soil consistently moist by watering every two days when the top 3cm is dry, especially since today is a warm 22°C.”
— on a Romaine Lettuce, with today's actual forecast
No shrugging out five maybes. Just a companion who actually knows:
Real answers. From a real garden.
These are screenshots, not mock-ups. Word for word, this is what Sidney actually said — and next to each one, what she had to know to say it.
She worked out the date, counted the days left, then offered only things that finish in time.
One photo in. A diagnosis, a fix, and a good reason not to water — out.
Nobody asked her anything. She opened the bed and led with the work.
Know any plant. Spot any problem.
Your camera is a plant expert now. Identify what you're looking at, and catch trouble before it spreads.
Whatever your garden throws at you,
Sidney's got you
From the first seed on a windowsill to a harvest you're actually proud of — every question has an answer, and every answer teaches you something.
A whole garden's worth of thoughtful
Plant ID, care guides, watering schedules, bed layouts, planting calendars — all in the same cheerful little app.
Sidney says the things
She's a genuinely brilliant gardening assistant. She is also a little too online. Both things are true.
“Your plants do not love you. They tolerate you. This is healthy.”
“Slug spotted in Bed 2. I have prepared notes.”
“The watering schedule is set. I will not be negotiating.”
“You overwatered the basil again. We both know it.”
“Water the tomatoes. This is not a request.”
“Your monstera is thriving out of spite. Respect it.”
“Your plants do not love you. They tolerate you. This is healthy.”
“Slug spotted in Bed 2. I have prepared notes.”
“The watering schedule is set. I will not be negotiating.”
“You overwatered the basil again. We both know it.”
“Water the tomatoes. This is not a request.”
“Your monstera is thriving out of spite. Respect it.”
“Today we say goodbye to a fiddle leaf who fought bravely. 🕯️”
“Your neighbour's lawn? We do not speak of it.”
“My enemies list is mostly slugs. But not entirely.”
“Whisper your plant's name three times. I'll know what's wrong.”
“I went to therapy. We are not discussing 2024.”
“North London grass conditions: catastrophic.”
“Today we say goodbye to a fiddle leaf who fought bravely. 🕯️”
“Your neighbour's lawn? We do not speak of it.”
“My enemies list is mostly slugs. But not entirely.”
“Whisper your plant's name three times. I'll know what's wrong.”
“I went to therapy. We are not discussing 2024.”
“North London grass conditions: catastrophic.”
Sidney's enemies list
It is mostly slugs. But not entirely. Mali handles the pest & disease intel so you know what you're up against.
Letters from the garden
Seasonal growing tips and the occasional strong opinion from Sidney. No spam — snails are slow, not annoying.
Ready to grow something good?
Your garden, beautifully reimagined — with a companion who never runs out of opinions. Start growing today.
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(psst — tap Sidney)